sorry. can't. soccer. - Crewneck Sweatshirt

Your time doesn’t belong to you anymore—it’s all about the kids' sports schedule now. Weekdays? Forget about them. You're too busy making sure the uniform is clean, the shoes still fit, and that your kid knows the difference between a soccer ball and a bowling ball. Weekends are basically just an obstacle course of carpooling, sideline snacks, and pretending you understand the rules of whatever sport your child is currently obsessed with. If you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of the game, but only between sprinting to the concession stand for that caffeine drip you’re now living on. Your new hobbies? Calendar syncing, navigating parking lots, and mastering the art of clapping without pulling a muscle. Time? It’s gone.