Sorry. Can't. Carpool. - Crewneck Sweatshirt

Carpooling with kids is like hosting a daily podcast where you’re the guest, the host, and the reluctant traffic director all at once. Every afternoon, you become the chauffeur, managing a backseat full of snacks, spilled juice boxes, and the occasional dramatic argument over whose turn it is to control the music (spoiler: it’s always not your turn). You’ll spend the entire ride trying to break up squabbles about legroom, answer a thousand “Are we there yet?” questions, and wonder why nobody ever remembers to bring their backpack. But somehow, you arrive at each destination, slightly frazzled but undefeated, only to repeat the process in reverse, because, hey, what’s carpool without a little chaos? It's less about the destination and more about surviving the ride... and praying you don't have to make an emergency stop at the fast food drive-thru for peace to reign.